And I came across this comment from Gwern which for reasons I won't go in to now (you're welcome) I just loved to pieces and wanted to upvote 1000 times.
The part that I loved:
...MORPHEUS: The machines tell elegant lies.(Pause.)NEO (in a small voice): Could I please have a real physics textbook?MORPHEUS: There is no such thing, Neo. The universe doesn't run on math.